What's the grossest injury you've ever had?

Once when I was in gymnastics, I decided to do something stupid. I decided to run up a wall and do the back flip. I ended up landing on my knees. It was on the tumbling flooring, so I didn't break my knee. But it hurt. It bruised up almost right away. It was the size of a Dot candy or a medium sized grape, and it was right on my knee. It just stuck up like it does in the cartoons! I was no baby, and there was no sympathy in gymnastics, so I never iced it. It hurt some, and I complained a tad, but it wasn't unbearable. I kept touching it, cause it was so disgusting and weird, cool how it stuck up 2 whole cm!

I had to think back for that one, but here goes.....when I was younger, I raced bikes, I was riding to the track one day and had a really large hill to go down, my front tire hit a rock, turned sideways, I flew over the handlebars, landed on asphalt, bounced my head off the asphalt and slid to the bottom of the hill. Needless to say, I looked like I had a growth on my head, and I was covered head to toe with road rash since I had shorts on. Owie!!