Stop taking the drug and see a doctor, it would be a shame to throw away your life

I'm assuming you mean regular keyboard, qwerty is the first 6 keys at your left hand, for lack of better explanation, the underscore is _ shift and the key after the 0

A vet can probably answer that on the phone after quizzing you on any changes in its environment, food etc. The call is free and may save your pet :) good luck

For some people coffee acts as a laxative/ stimulant is what it is but thats a nice side effect lol

Like all cars under the hood

I can cause severe cramping and diarrhea, which can cause just terrible pain and or miscarriage

Well, is it blood? If so its her period, if not blood what color, etc? Dogs can have a slight discharge the same as women do, but if its foul or a lot then I would see a vet.