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How Does Smoking Weed Make You Feel?

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Smoking marijuana can affect people in different ways. Some people feel the effects quicker than others, and this is often dependent on the regularity people smoke the drug. Marijuana can make some people feel relaxed, and spaced out. Other people lose their inhibitions, and some fall into uncontrollable fits of laughter. The drug can also be used as a pain reliever, especially in the case of cancer and AIDS.



Certain types of marijuana can cause people to hallucinate, and if taken with alcohol, the drug can often cause paranoia. The strength of the drug will also have an affect on how people feel. Some smoke the drug without any added tobacco, and this can lead to bloodshot eyes, paranoia and a dry mouth. People can become unpredictable and often become extremely hungry shortly after taking the drug. The dangers of smoking marijuana include contracting bronchitis or lung cancer, if smoked regularly. The death rate of marijuana smokers is, however, extremely low, and the main risk seems to be caused by tobacco that is mixed with the drug. Most people will mix tobacco with marijuana to create a milder hit, although this often leads to addiction, as tobacco contains many different addictive substances.



Many people use the drug recreationally, and it is believed that this leads onto the use of harder drugs; marijuana is classed as the stepping stone drug. The drug is also accepted socially throughout the world, and whereas films and literature generally don't glorify drug use, the use of marijuana in films is portrayed with humor on most occasions.



Possession of marijuana in most countries is still illegal, although in certain countries, there are designated areas that the drug is permitted in. Some countries that accept the use of the drug in designated areas are the Netherlands (mainly Amsterdam), Portugal, and Mexico.

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I read all the answers and most of them about change of perception are totally true

watch 'zietgiest' movie after smoking good weed
it will change your life forever and then you will know who were are and where we should be doing what

once after smoking at a party I came back home and looked in the mirror and was there for two hours after that
and a voice inside me told me everything.
I'm quite sure it was my own voice but still the stuff made a lot of sense

I clearly saw how I'm an entity in a body who looks like what I was watching/
just like that many others of you.
Each with a body...and all looks different
and I clearly saw how in the middle of all our 'work' we are actually living things on a planet in this huge infinity
there are others too
and I was thinking of nature and everything in that broad perception

do weed everyday..you will be the most confident, smartest, and most mature person around.
I mean it obviously depends on how a person already is..
But guys you know what I'm talking about.!

I realized the secrets that I wasnt even seeking !!
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Okay the one with the zietgiest only lasted for about 1 minute. Then I caught myself and now I'm acting paranoid and I know everything but I just don't want to say it because people might think its stupid ):
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What does that mean ?
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Dude I got to the second one all the time
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When me and my friends smoke, I always seem to be the firs to be high and it's always so intense for those first 20 minutes.  I feel like I'm hardly in control of my body.  I'm on another planet.  After I get past that stage it is amazing.  Things I see just seem beautiful, its so crazy.  Everything is so deep to me.  I get in such a peaceful mind state.  I really don't understand how people can say its bad.  Sure you can consider the health risks, but its your own body so judging that is stupid.  If everyone would just try, it really is so amazing.  I close my eyes and see flashing colors and cartoons dancing in my head.  Can anyone relate to me about this?  I recommend you try it as long as you are strong minded and will be able to understand that you are still yourself and not panic when you get that crazy feeling for the first little bit after you smoke.  Simply put, this plant is awesome.
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Well it is different for all people. When I first started smoking I would laugh a lot for no reason and get what I call "twitches". My body would start twitching uncontrollably (most people said it was because my body was just getting used to the relaxed feeling). Now after smoking pretty much everyday for over a year I just get really relaxed. I love to go in my room with a bag of chips and some candy and a drink and smoke a bowl while I watch Family Guy or South park. It's also really good to listen to music because it sounds so much better. On some occasions I have gotten so high that I would talk to myself because there were so many thoughts going through my head. I usually feel like I just know the meaning of life b/c my thoughts get so deep.  If you are going to smoke you need to be with people you are close to because when I am around people I don't know when I'm high I get that paranoid feeling like they think I'm weird or something. I'm trying not to smoke as much though because I'm about to start college and in high school it had a big effect on my memory. But in the end smoking weed is still one of my favorite things to do. :)
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First and foremost, everybody has a different type of high whenever they smoke weed. This was how I felt the last time I got high(1 week ago). (P.S. The beginning is just my personal story, If you want the answer to the question, just go to the last couple of paragraphs)
It was the last day of school and I decided to go home with my friend and two of his friends. We got to his house and the plan was to smoke, go swim in the lake, and then just chill out for the rest of the day. All four of us smoked on his dock out of a water bong. It took me 3 hits to get high. At first I kept coughing, but it was only because I felt like there was a burp stuck in the middle of my throat. I took a sip of my friends juice and said "Oh god, I love you mann". Then we all knew I was high. I honestly can't tell you how long we smoked b/c your perception of time changes. Everyone jumped into the lake and I was terrified, even though I can swim and had on a lifejacket. I watched my friends swim and I just sat on the dock enjoying myself. Then I noticed that I would rock side to side in slow motion, and everything else would blur, like it didn't even exist. I would have conversations with myself( I'm not sure if they were outloud or not). Then I noticed a huge-ass(atleast to me it was) spider on the jet-ski, and I have arachnophobia, so naturally I freaked out.
After that I got hungry. Apperantly, I kept complaining about my hungry for quite some time(there's that short-term memory loss kicking in), and then we started to leave..until I remembered that I left my shoes! I couldn't walk straight and I had to have someone help me walk to the dock to get my shoes and help me put them on. Surprisingly, I made it all the way back to the house through the woods without stumbling. Then we got some pizzas and put them in the oven. Usually the pizzas take about 15-20 minutes to cook, but that seemed like forever to me! So I had to eat a couple of snacks to hold me over. When the pizzas were done, they were super hot but I didn't seem to notice! Lol:)
Then we walked downstairs to the basement. I slipped b/c when I'm high, things are in 3-D and they move around in slow motion and in circles. We all ate food, played COD, listened to music, and talked. Somehow I ended up on the floor and argued with a dog about why it wouldn't say that it loved me. My friends went and smoked a joint, but I didn't...I know my limit, and I already passed it. Then I sat in the house by myself and started to sing. When I'm high and singing, I feel as if I sound like the  artist who sings the song, even the background singers. My friends all started laughing whenever they would check in on me because I would always be doing something random. Then I took a 15 minute nap( felt like an hour to me).
After my nap, I started to come down. As soon as I got home, I rushed in the shower and brushed my teeth. Lucky for me, my mom was asleep. Then I tried to take a nap, but I had to talk to my mom when she woke up. I'm pretty sure I was still high. Then when she left to go to work, two of my friends came over to my house and had weed. I decided not to smoke any, just to stay there with them and give then company. They got high and pretty much showed me how I acted when I was high, laughing at anything, and saying whatever was on your mind.
After my long, drug-filled, fun day, I went to bed and I woke up in the middle of the day.
Basically, you may see in 3-D and everything will move slowly( I wave my hand back and forth really fast, and I can feel me move it fast, but I see it move in slow-motion), music and food will be better, and taking a nap works for me if I need to calm down a bit.
Make sure when your smoking weed, your around people you trust( If your with unfamiliar people or in an unfamiliar place, paranoia will kick in, and it's a pain in the ass b/c it prevents you from having fun). The time will seem different.
But just have fun! And don't smoke weed for the wrong reasons!(: And the MOST IMPORTANT rule is:
DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!:D
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Sorry dude but honestly way too much info & it kind sounds bad Lil made up coming from someone who has smoked for years even when I was younger I always knew the difference between being high & making a fool out of myself I hope u can get a hanle on things & stop geekin out.
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There are two different kinds of marijuana: Cannabis sativa and cannabis indica.  You can learn which kind is associated with each of the hundreds of different strands out there by just searching the name you hear.  Some strains are a hybrid of sativa and indica containing a percentage of each kind in them.   Indica strands affect the physical body and Sativa strains affect the mental state of being.  Since Indica strains affect mainly the body the intensity(which is measured by the amount smoked and percentage of THC in the strains) of the high is directed at the physical ranging from slight body euphoria, which considerably matches the feeling after orgasm and slight hunger, to overindulgence characterized by extreme hunger and intense body euphoria, which is similar to the feeling of being massaged and the distraction may cause disruption in motor skills.  The intensity may trigger the body to eat in defense with the human body's natural ability to realize equilibrium is beginning to become unbalanced.  THC, which is the psychoactive chemical that produces the high, is stored in the body's fat cells and when energy is expelled so is the body's THC reserves.  When energy is expelled, for instance while eating lots of food, the chemical begins to be metabolized reducing  the intensity of the effects of the marijuana.  
In Cannabis Sativa the effects are pointed at the mental state of being.  The intensity(stated earlier) can range from a creative mental perspective on much of what surrounds the affected individuals' reality(including but not limited to music, art, crafts, hobbies, work, walking, running, movie-going, etc.) to overindulgence, which can be expressed by spurts of paranoia, overanalyzation, or sustained distracted thought process disrupting short term memory with the focus which can collectively result based on intensity in disorientation.
Most higher quality strands contain around 23-28% THC ergoes a realitively expressive form of either Sativa or Indica.  For relatively successful pinpointing of the type of high potentially achieved by a hybrid strand a simple formula may be used.  
Example:   Sour Diesel - 90% Sativa; 10% Indica  
The strain "Sour Diesel" is a hybrid, meaning it contains both Sativa and Indica.  The percentage of the different kinds gives insight to the make up of the type of high experienced.  This one in particular has a high potency(THC content) and is characterized by a high that is made up of 90% expressive Sativa affects and 10% Indica affects (very similar to a recipe).  
Marijuana is a drug like Alcohol.  Just as understanding the affects of alcohol has allowed current social norms to allow for it to be consumed "responsibly" at the disgression of the consumer, marijuana if consumed should be understood before being consumed in order to "smoke reponsibly."
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For all you paranoid pot smokers, take a tiny hit and get comfortable first...
Remember its a creeper and can creep up on you*uncle hesh says so!! Its a focusing drug bottom line!! Your heart rate goes up so that is normal don't pay attention to it its only the thc... And your cool. Just tell yourself that I am using this drug to relax and have the joy of life, and if I lose control, this is the last time I smoke. I would personally never try pot if I can do it over again! It gives you ideas to change , but remember what napoleon hill says we have control over our mind the only think we really have!!
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Weed makes everything feel a dream, where everything is delayed
and forgetting what happended a few minutes ago
I like it
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It makes me feel like I'm heavy and relaxed. Kind of a paralyzed feeling and everything turns upside down and the first time I got stoned I was rolling in the grass and it feels as if gravity keeps pushing you down. I am a girl and weed actually makes me very very very horny for some reason. Now that ive been smoking more the horny thing has gotten better lol
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The first effects may make you feel lightheaded and relaxed, followed by a pleasant uplifting feeling and a sense of well being, you may start to become more aware of your senses and become more talkative. If you smoke a bit more everything may seem lagged until eventually you'll start to loose touch with reality, this is a strange feeling which is hard to explain, it kind of feels like your dreaming but your awake. Your perception of everything will change, you senses will be enhanced - colours will seem brighter and 'in your face', audio may sound different or even distorted, your appetite may increase and food may taste 'colourful', your sense of time may also be effected - you'll think it's going slower than normal. Sometimes you may get uncontrollable laughter. Your short-term memory will be decreased meaning you may forget something that happened ten seconds ago, or loose trails of thoughts. However you long-term memory is enhanced, you may remember events that happened a long time ago. Your though process may also be effected, you start to think really strange thoughts, when a sound is made, or somebody talks, it may get repeated again and again in your mind. Your mood may change quite quickly - one minute you could feel really good and happy, and the next you could get really paranoid and scared of everything. Technically weed is classed as a a hallucinogen as it effects the senses more than moods - at a high dose sometimes I feel as though I can see music (but maybe that's just me). At a very high dose it's common to hear sounds that aren't their, but to actually hallucinate you'd have to have an extremely high amount and even then they would be very mil and short lasting. Paranoia may happen due to been scared of the experience, and increased heart rate which creates panic, the smaller the dose the less likely this will happen. You may also like to keep in mind that many do not get very high the first time the smoke weed, as the tolerance needs to build up - you may feel light headed, like a tobacco head rush only longer, but you'll still feel sober, the second time you should definitely feel high, but maybe seem a bit of a heavy weight, the third time should be normal. Blood shot eyes occur due to the widening of your blood vessels - this is not bad for your eyes.

Remember everyone experiences different effects, also depends on the grain.
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I got really paranoid, like I would stay like this forever, its weird...one time I smoked with my one friend we went skinny dipping and everytime we laughed the high would last for a little then go away then come back again. Then I got high a couple of times and thought I was dying because I smoked to much...I thought I was having a heart attack or something. My friends like just don't think about it, just enjoy it and when I do I just get more and more paranoid...I only had a good experience once and now I'm kind of scared to do it again since 1/5 has been good and the rest horrible...
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Basically the first time you do it, once you take a few hits it feels like when you just get off a rollercoaster and your legs feel heavy..and then a few minutes later you get kinda dizzy and you arent sure if your dreaming or if its real.. Your completely conscious though and generally remember everything that happened... You will smile and laugh at things that arent even really funny.. Like walls and your hands... It also feels like when you go to the dentist and they numb your mouth but its your whole body, mainly your fingers..
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Gettting high is an experience. Honestly everyone gets diff feelings about it. Also depends how much you smoke and how Good the weed is or if it is laced with something. But stereotypically you do laugh at a bunch of shitt, you can get paranoid if you think about things to deeply or if you worrried before you get high. And you don't necessarily get hungry when you smoke but once you eat while your high youll notice how much better things are when your high because your more in touch with taste sight and smell so your body will just naturally go get some food cause thats what its use to. When I'm high I feel like I'm out of my body and I'm sort of just watching whats going on around me. And although I don't suggest this, driving high you truly are a bettter driver. At least I am. And I also do bettter on big tests at schoool when I'm stoned. Gettting high can be very fun but then it sort of begins to take over your body and thought processes. Like you begin to say oh my god I got to try doing this high or I wish I was high right now it would be so much better you honestly do build up a mental dependence on it. So while it is fun you shouldnt do it if you can't control yourself.
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Not good ..... I have anxiety and weed makes me feel terrible most of the time but I have had many good experiences also ..... It really depends what kind of person you are if you are doing it with friends and if you have had any liquor or other drugs. After weed my heart beats out of my chest and food tastes better than ever before and sleep is great too but the paranoia isn't worth it in my opinion.
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It is an absolutely amazing sensation, I don't drink, rarely smoke, but weed, count me in ;)
I feel like I am capable of anything and happy to meet anyone and talk to anyone because I'm so confident and HAPPY! I'm only 16, only have done it just on over 20 occasions, but every single time was sensational. I forget about every single worry, and just relax, have an awesome chat with a couple close mates and have abit of a trip out, which is sometimes, the most scariest thing, but at the same time the funniest. I don't get any after effects and my grades have maintained at just abit above average. I advise anyone above the age of 14 to give it a go. Buy it of someone you trust, and on your first time smoking it, don't BE ALONE! Enjoy :D
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When I smoke it I first feel like my " sloul" has kind of lent to the left so my body dosnt quite feel in alignment, its pretty fun :) then you start to feel light headed and your body follows , you can play with your body in this state which can be amuseing for instance if you stare and consentrate on your foot it can start to tingle on your foot ect.. Yeh ok well shh I enojoy doing random things when I smoke, anywho then you feel just relaxed, happy, a mild sence of euphoria, things can look more intresting, everyithing around you is... Like a disney film all warm and cuddly well not quite like that but yeh you get the drift... Co-ordination can be off but to be honest dosnt matter, first time do it around friends untill you learn to controll yourself better on it. First time I did I wasnt too fond of it made me feel dizzy... But I was smokeing with people who I didnt trust and they put a very strong joint in a joint bong. Moving on! Yes but then as it hit properly you feel good relaxed, care free music is fun to listen to and food tastes sooo much better, when it begins to wear off you will get a sleepy stage if you fight it then you get a awake sober but happy stage :) its significantley less harmfull then alcahol and should be legalised!
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I been smoking weed for about 5 years daily yes iam a pothead non smokers don't understand what its like 2 be stoned so ill put it out there your thaughts are very deep and off the chain its like you can make your mood what you want it to be .example: Thaught process . I like to play video games when um high its always like um in the game like actually there . Nothing can get 2 you or piss you off your thinking on a whole new level than people around you as far as the hunger most people are not hungry when their high its jus your mind telling you your hungry you could have jus ate . About the paranoia fellow potheads you must understand weed works a lot on your mind so if you don't think paranoid then you want be paranoid.and I agree with everyone about the music you can hear every note it feels like your at a concert by yourself. Well that about raps it up forgive me if I missed a couple of things or misspelled a couple of words um a pothead remember.
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Smoking weed makes you feel alive!! First timers may feel paranoid but its just a phase. It makes you feel more creative. You may catch yourself laughing for no reason or just smiling uncontrollably. Its not like any Opitter drug, like alcohol for instance...drink too much and you could call it a night, but with weed you can smoke as much as you want and still have total control over yourself!! A drug worth trying I'd say!!
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It makes you feel good! You laugh a lot and after awhile you will prbably get hungry.
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Every time I smoke weed First thing that happens for me is that my body tingles my calf's tingle I feel pretty relaxed if I sit there for a little it feels like I'm floating on a cloud watching the sunset then the munchies of course! Eat up a storm when I'm high for me I laugh a lot just because I love to laugh then for some reason with me I sit there and just look not at anything just at everything my eyes don't focus on one thing for awhile thats just the coming down effect for me it happens about 3 afters I smoke then I start feeling really sleepy

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About the tingly legs it may be uncomfortable to some people it was for me at first my legs were tingly and I had to move them because it felt weird but I got use to it and felt relaxed after that
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Well... I'm just going to tell you what happened last time I smoked weed lol. I did it  with two of my friends, one who has never done it before, and one who is a complete pothead who is on probation for 3 years. Me and my two friends went to an elementary school by my house that has a "rain garden". There are these bushes there that make a tunnel and me and my friends always do illegal stuff there lol. We smoked a bunch, until we ran out, then went picking lavender from the place to keep us high. We kept laughing every time we would drop the pipe or something... Sometimes we would laugh for no reason too. When we were done, we walked out of the bush tunnel thingy and walked around to places and I don't remember what my friends did but I looked at everything, and thought about how cool everything seemed to me at the time. Then we when home and ate all my food. Smoked some more lavender by myself a little later. Oh you and when I'm high that's the only time I can enjoy video games... Or elmo.
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I have smoked for the past few years I am 18. Depending on where I am determines if I will have a good high or not. I have had many of both. I once had a bad high while smoking in a park that was surrounded by trees in the dark.. I should have known that seemed scary enough sober, but needless to say I ended up getting all paranoid and freaking out. I have had many many good highs with my best friends in a friends basement and many other good highs in my room by myself. I usually feel really relaxed and go into deep thoughts ones that when and if I say them out loud I seem crazy. I have not found much wrong with weed myself.. Though I am not someone who would smoke before work or school. I could see why the affects of weed would cause problems.
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Depends on how much you smoke. A little will get you high which is a moderate sense of euphoria and well being. Your sense of creativity will increase and you will see the world differently. You basically will feel great about everything and everyone. If you smoke a lot you will get stoned. You will have loss of motor co-ordination, and everything will feel weird. Your body will get really tingly and everything you do, it seems like its delayed. Sometimes you can have mild hallucinations like things changing colors and stuff moving. Being high is really hard to explain. Also, you need to be careful because it can cause you to get really paranoid. The first time you do it you probably be like
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lol ha i got so high once that like id be talking then the next second toataly forget what i was saying or what i was talking about and i was scared.... i didn't know why... then i passed out after a few more bong hits... and it was 5 in the morning...
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I know how that fells you explained it so well.
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Makes me laugh a lot, I feel good, relaxed, and calm. I like smoking and being high when I do the things I love doing the most, like fishing, hunting, lol, going mudding, listening to good music, swimming(rope swings), riding dirt bikes and 4 wheelers. Sometimes certain good weed makes me want to get off of my a$$ and go have fun. I smoked then just started jogging for no reason. Lol
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At first I was having a blast. Everything was funny. Then, after about 2 hours, I guess I started coming down from it and started to think of things in a weird way. Like, my entire thought process (the way you usually think and recognize things) was backwards. I would hear something and then repeat the noise in my head over and over, until I actually saw a picture of what the sound was, and then it would spin around so fast in my mental "eye" that I'd start to feel dizzy again. It's so hard to explain how it made me feel. I also sometimes felt like I was predicting everything that was happening. Hahahaha.
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I think basically it affects you depending on both your mood and your outlook on the whole "weed" scene. If you feel like youre in the wrong then youll probably get all freaked out, but if you can deprogram what youve been taught through your childhood (at least about weed, not coke and whatnot) and realize that its only illegal for political reasons, and you can sit back and smoke it and feel like a pimp, then you will get a good high like the kind that people have described all over the page. Remember its all about your mindset and just look forward to a good time while you smoke it.
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Well in my personal experiences, at the first stage of getting high sometimes (you know the, woah I'm high, stage) reality seems somehow frame by frame and time has no meaning. You don't really focus on details and nothing seems to annoy you. Sometimes you'll be doing stuff like looking at the television without really watching what's on. Like, somehow you remember something that you though of before, and you're trying to accomplish something by staring at stuff... I think most toke-rs have experienced at least some of those things. ;)
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When I first started smoking marijuana back in high school it seemed fun and it had a fun effect on me but as I got older the effects started to fade the colors where not bright anymore...2 nights ago I smoked pot with my friends as I hit the weed I was fine the effects kicked in after 2 mins. I was slower then I became to feel isolated then I lost control of my speech as if had forgotten how to speak. I closed my eyes and all I saw was black and gray colors, minutes later I became nauseous and the headache kicked in. I really don't know why it makes me fel like this while my friends are high and enjoying themselves I am dying inside...

Can someone please explain this odd symptoms?
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If ur getting headaches ur ethier smoking too much n general or smoking too many seeds.& ur not dying.
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Dude I'm sooo high right now. I just smoked a whole blunt by myslef. Like I just feel good. My legs tingle and if I concentrate on my legs they like arent there. It feels so good. Like you must try it. I love weed. I don't smoke often but on special occasions. It makes me feel amazing. Although I do tend to eat a lot tho.
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Weed shows me (in a magnificent way) what I need to do with the rest of my Life, but only by giving up Weed can I accomplish what it shows me. "I would advise you to give it up"......said by a long-time smoker.
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I don't smoke a lot but my nephews do and got my stoned out of my mind and I tried to play call of duty and just ran around in circles for 10min or so before I new what I was doing. I allways feel like I get to high then I start thinking it was laced and every one is plotting on me. But fuc it I'm down for the ride roll one up
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Well it makes me feel better.you need to be in a good mud if you are just not feeling good just don't do it or you will feel like sh@t.
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It makes you feel great! Until you get busted and paying out the wing wang and the court sends you to rehab.  And you have a felony hanging over your head and then it's harder then hell to get a job because of a felonie. So figure!!!!
I work for an Alcohol and substance abuse facility and the law puts them through hell... Go ahead
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Depending on what you smoke, and how much of it, will determine your high. If you want to get slightly high I would recommend getting a mild weed. Maybe Northern Lights. Then what you want to do is grind it up to cover your index fingers tip (which is really little). Then either smoke it in a pipe/bong/water pipe. Or make a joint. If you're using really small amounts of weed mix it with tobacco, this will fill your joint up and help the weed burn.

If you want to get completely buzzed. I'd definitely recommend getting about 0.75 grams of White Widow. Crunch it up and roll it into a joint(pure). If it's your first time you probably won't even get through half your joint because by the time you get to a quarter of it you'll be so stoned you won't even know what you were doing.

When completely stoned you can have some mighty trips, while it is never an out of body experience, so you still see everything through your eyes. Everything will seem weird. You're whole body will feel as if it is shaking and you might randomly do things without wanting to(you won't have control). You will think of things diferent and weird thoughts may cross your mind. Sometimes they make you think of a different side of an aspect. Or sometimes they can be troubled thoughts.

For example, the last time I got completely buzzed, I watched some soccer. Everytime a team got the ball, I heard all kinds of crazy 8 bit midi music(like in gameboy games). While this may not seem that weird. It's hard to explain how weird it is.

You will never know what being stoned is like until you have tried it.

I would not recommend smoking too much your first time however. As you most likely won't enjoy it.
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My first time was crazy.....made me cough like crazy for about ten minutes.  Then it feels as if you got a real good buzz going. After that my friend and I started laughing at each other for who knows hows long and I could not stop grinning and laughing.  Then I think I hit my peak it felt as I was watching myself in third person and I would try to move my arm and it felt like it delayed abit....my thoughts started to get very deep and I could not stop talking...at one point I seen a talking lion on the tv but the tv was off...lol...yea it just feels like your watching a movie of yourself and sometimes you can see your thoughts as clear as day but be careful of what you think of because you can get scared very easily.....FUN TIMES YO
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Feels like the world around me is just a fragment of my mind.. Like everything is made up or something. I just started doing it, and its not the greatest thing but it does make you feel pretty cool. Of course you all had to celebrate yesterday, 4/20 and I'm still feeling a little bit of it today. I just feel calm and at peace.
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It makes me feel really happy, and I normally can't control what I'm saying. I'm pretty funny when I'm high. I smoked some yesterday, called my friend and asked her to make the purple monkey in the shower with her my butler. Kind of like when I'm drunk, only I actually find I have more self control when I'm stoned or high than when I'm drunk, haha.
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It's different for everyone. And often different and different occasions. Reefer can make me really scared, uncertain about things and paranoid, but at the same time it can open me up to music in such a way that every note pierces my brain and resonates with every brainwave giving me such a profound sense of joy, or sadness or just pure, raw, unadulterated emotion.
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Well...at first I just shudder and then I know I'm about to get high...from then on things seem to be moving on their own...people seem to be talking about you...but then the good part...I can recall things that happened to me years and years ago...everything...and I can suddenly look at myself as if I'm a different person...truly weed is a wonderful thing...I'm a better man because of it...sniff sniff...
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I have been smoking weed for a long time but when I do its the same thing over and over I can't keep a conversation going I'm always quite and I'm with my friends when I do it which makes it harder cause I feel like if they say anything to me I can't reply back. Like I can't talk to them I don't know what to say. I don't know what to do.
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It make you see stuff  it make me jumpy it just fill so good . I got so high thanksgiving I was fighting my friends cat ,seeing gold fish jumping in grass I couldn't walk straight ,I was laughing and crying for no reason at all, and as soon as I got home I feel asleep it was tha best day I had ina long time
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It depends on how much you smoke. One time I smoked a lot and it felt like nothing was real. Like everything was part of a movie and that I couldnt control myself. I thought everything was so funny and I hallucinated or however you spell it. It felt like my boyfriend's arm was rubber and I saw like 50 cats in the road ... :D
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It makes me feel like I'm inhabited by Satan, who takes over all my thoughts and shows me how exciting the universe is way beyond the boundaries of human values. Satan takes me on a trip into the realm of the unthinkable, where his way of seeing things is completely acceptable and I can enjoy the freedom of insanity.
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Oh my god when I blaze I feel free! But then I get really paranoid and hungry. I also laugh nonstop about dumb stuff. I think its better when you get stoned with your friends it just makes it more exciting. Another thing is that I feel like my imagination expands and I become funny ass heck. LOL It just feels good.
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It feel like everything is right, like if you accomplished all your goals and your a big shot, It also makes you feel happy, giggly and hungry, you feel you stomach is light and fussy and under your eyes you see like theres a light fog, To explain this, turn your self very quickly for 30 sec and then after you spin you will see everythin spin around
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Oh man I remember my first time.....I couldnt get up at all my face was pale and I don't really remember what I did and my friends ditched me so I was all alone wandering the street..... The feeling is truly unexplainable but all I felt was paranoia, numbness, and very uncoordinated..... On top of all that it gives you a very bad hunger I'm talking about eating almost everything in your munchy cabinet  however I think it does depend on the situation and the type of bud it is .... :)
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Weed weed weed I never found anything more fun to do.its relaxes your body like ever single muscle in your body gets relaxed..when I smoke kush it makes my eyes feel really good.it helps you to have a good time,it helps your hunger,and your eye sight as well..I'm only 16 and I enjoy smoking weed a lot can't think of anything better
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It numbs my whole face and it I do it more it will numb my whole body. I start luaghing for no reason nday n do random things. I mean is a very good feeling if you do it with your closes friends n not just n.e 1 because den you will feel paranoid about everything I mean all people r different. So your expierience can be a bit different. But remeber when you smoke weed just relax n have fun
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Well I have been smoking for about 6 years now and I smoke nearly every day,my eyes doesnt go red it goes exstreamly white and cotton mouth don't forget that one ...paranoia and other stuff follows ...but weed is "lekker" ma ook kak....its what you make of it
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It makes you feel relaxed and chilled out, you do feel a little paranoid or prang. I sometimes get the munchies. I smoke weed everyday, at night it helps you sleep. It also makes you think deeper into things that you may have just laughed off some time before. It does make you feel like laughing at everything and my mate just sits there and laughs. When someone is saying something to me about ten minutes later id be like "what" lool. My boyfriend on the other hand jst sits there mong ing loool but its awesome and I guarentee you all try it :) toke toke take it to the head loool
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weed is awesome it makes you relaxed and focused. I got high before my finals one time and got a 99 on it! It makes you laugh a lot and you get really Hungary but not only that  everything taste good asf too. Also you over think think things ( which is not a bad thing at all) and see stuff from a different perspective that u never thought possible. 

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Okay, last time I smoked (2 days ago) I felt really relaxed like "life's good, yo" then I felt cuddly, like I just wanted to hug someone (I actually asked my friend if I could hug her purse, I looked and felt like a fool, and apologized after I came down a bit more) then we got up and walked somewhere, but I felt gravity hard. I had cotton mouth like a bitch, but I didn't care, while we walked I didn't want to be alone, but ended up alone for a few minutes while I ordered food at subway. (I swear the lady who was serving me either thought I was mentally slow, or knew I was high, because she made sure she was slow and clear when she talked, but she was nice) after I got some soda in my mouth the cotton mouth cleared up a bit. When I was almost sober, I just felt refreshed. It was great until some other kids pissed me off, and (might have, I am still unsure) stole the rest of my weed!

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Healthy Benefits Of Smoking Weed Are as Follows

THC, or tetrohydrocannabinol, is the most recognized ingredient in cannabis. It is best known for causing the high that you get from using marijuana.. Here are the 7 proven health benefits of smoking weed:

1) Pain Relief: One of the most common uses of medical marijuana is for pain relief. And  as it turns out, THC is the ingredient in marijuana responsible for its  pain-relieving effects.

2) Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is another common reason to use medical marijuana. Interestingly, the high from THC is also associated with temporary impairments of memory.

3) THC has been available in pill form for treating nausea and vomiting in cancer patients since the 1980s.

4) Along with its ability to reduce nausea, THC is known to work as a powerful appetite stimulant in both healthy and sick individuals. Similarly, Marinol and Cesamet are regularly prescribed to boost appetite in patients with cancer and HIV-associated wasting syndrome.

5) Treating asthma may not seem like an obvious use for medical marijuana.  But as it turns out, THC’s ability to improve breathing in asthmatics is  supported by research dating back to the 1970s.

6) Another benefit of THC recognized early on was its potential to relieve eye pressure in patients with glaucoma

7) Many are aware of the sleep-inducing effect of marijuana, and research shows that THC is largely responsible

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Well it all depends on what kind of weed you smoke - what kind of effect you prefer. There are many types of weed today, but all of them are derived from only two cannabis family species - Canabis Sativa and Canabis Indica and the main difference between them is that Sativa produces more of a euphoric high (lifter), while Indica relaxes muscles and work as a analgesics, also helping with sleep. I suggest that you try several types of marijuana so you can figure out what type you like the most and for what occasion. You can find marijuana specials offer in your neighbourhood so you can buy several various types cheaper.

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Ha once I got so high after smoking five blunts in a boxed out car..I was like whoa I felt like I couldnt talk..it felt good but you feel like you have no brain.!
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I smoke it about 3 times a month and it used to make every thing funny and look longer but now I get tingly and paranoid and feel sick
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Well when I smoke I rarely feel paranoid I feel music sounding great, colors being very much more vibrant, I will think what I think is very smart math or logic problems in my head, and just relaxed about everything like a light trip.
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Duh yea right get real weed is the gateway to one self either you love it or you don't
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I invite you guys to come to holland ( capital = amsterdam) take 1 hit and what you guys are toking will look like ..!
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I get tired, and sort of paranoid. Like I wonder why I'm high, when I could be doing something out of this world, that kind of paranoid.
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If you smoke enough your penis will go numb lol. But I'm talking like eight bowls of dank stuff like white widow.
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When I got high on weed I felt every emotion but anger, I felt like I was in a dreaming and every so often I felt like I was in reality, I also felt like there were flowers in my chest. I also felt things I really can't explain
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When I smoke I feel like I'm a bad ass. Haha like I'm the coolest person in the world. It feels amazing. It makes me laugh at random things and I slip in and out of reality. It makes you feel really hungry. Like when I'm high I want something salty and when I get it it changes to something sweet. It amplifies every sense. When you do it I recomend doing it with your closest friends. Ha listening to your favorite music is the best when your high cause its almost like you feel the music pulsing through your body. :) its fun. Just try not to think of anything paranoid cause you will freak out
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Weed has made me feel crazy at times...one time me and my buddy were smoking and outa nowhere he said he felt like MILK? Lol...hard to explain..another time I could have swore my ears were watering? You I don't know...its a great feeling tho..everyone should try it atleast once..no matter your feeling tho don't freak out..or you could cause a bad high and get paranoid and feel sick
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It makes you feel amazing! But, I did it yesterday and I got really paranoid walking in my house ! Like my parents were going to catch me or something hah :) other than that it's fun! And it feels soooo relaxing and nooo worries at all. Just Happy :)
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When I'm stoned my chest feels so good and I just chill and have fun. Also keep your fav music playing the whole time. I mean thats what I do with screamo or Hindrix. Its great.
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Weed will just put you in a very very gud world.....ima rapper and I spit the ty-test ish afta I do that ish
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Aye..I love smoking marijuana it the best smoking a l right now actually... If yur havin a bad day it completly turns yur frown upside down
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Sober, I'm a goofy girl...pretty laid-back & just generally happy. Rarely...occasionally...I smoke good weed & I think really "outside the box" which is great, me and my little brother love tattoos so we smoke & come up with fantastic tattoo ideas. With good weed I can relax & watch adult swim...have GREAT sex, & pass out. I normally can't sleep so weed is good for that.

More times than not, I just can't talk. I just agree w.anything my boyfriend says without really knowing what he asked me. Most of the time I get paranoid that I'm doing sumthing wrong. I kinda attribute this to the fact that my ex-gf used to make me feel like a fcking idiot when I smoked with her & was always yelling at me . . . I feel fantastic when I smoke meth, & I just wish I got the same high smoking weed since its so much safer.

Is there any way to change that bad serious scared feeling I always get?
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My first time ever getting high, I didn't know how much I needed to smoke, so I smoked the while bud. Bowl, after bowl. I left my garage to go look into the mirror to see if my eyes were bloodshot, then it his me! As I reached for the doorknob everything was in slow motion! I started freaking out, pacing back and fourth in my livingroom and started crying (keep in mind I was only 12) then, I took off all my clothes and got in the shower, I couldn't feel my face or see it. I couldn't dial a phone for the life of me! When I closed my eyes I was being carried over new York city by superman, and everytime I'd close my eyes it'd be something deifferent. Most of the time I was on a roller coaster. I turned on my tv and as my hard is pounding incredibly hard, I start dying of laughter from blues clues. I was freezing!! It was about 95 degrees outside and I had my heater on and a blanket wrapped around my. When I tried to speak, I couldn't form words. I sounded like the grudge. I had to mow my yard and apperantly there was a 100' rope and I didn't see it and I ran it over with my lawn mower and got it tangled. I was baked out of my mind for over 12 hours. The bud I smoked was about 4 inches long and I smoked it out of a pipe and jelled it in for atleast 45 seconds evertimes I cleared a bowl. I haven't smoked weed since and that was close to 5 years ago. Last night I almost smoked, but was too afraid I'd go into a paranoia state and have everything be in slow-motion. I've had people tell me that I just simply smoked too much. I would really like to try it again but am too afraid. I don't like it when my vision and senses are distorted. That's what really makes me freak out. So please, anyone out there who has had a similar experience should tell me if I try it again it wouldn't do the same. I really like to laugh and all my friends were laughing at everything. So please, let me know
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You feel like your on top of the world. You get excited, giggly, smarter, creative, hilarious, but I have also had those days where I can't speak and I'm lazy and plain hungry and fall asleep. It always makes you tired. You can also go from being really happy to pissed off. Its all different but worth it. Just make sure you don't do it before something hype, youll crash and be tired.
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I didn't get anything good out of it. I felt tired, lazy, a bit drunk (which isn't great for me since I don't like to drink). I guess I was generally pretty comfortable. I didn't feel more creative, I didn't think any differently about the world and fortunately I didn't get paranoid. My throat really hurt the next day. The only really unusual thing is that I went to throw something into my wastebasket and it wasn't there anymore. I found it in my kitchen but I didn't remember when or why I put it there. I only recommend it for someone with insomnia. I passed out really comfortably and woke up bright and early the next morning after exactly 8 hours of sleep. But other than that... Sort of a waste of time.
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I don't no why but almost every time I smoke weed I throw up, but its a fantastic feeling at the begging which I love so I do it still. But 2/4 times I throw up ! And with fag's ive had at-least 60 now and I still feel dizzy and sick after just one :/.. Is it something in it?
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I have only smoked weed about 3 times and it Sucks...the first time I felt like a camera floating in the air and paniced like Sh*t and I also felt like if I already know what was going to happen in that time like a story-nightmare IT SUCKS!!!!AAAAA
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Smoking weed is simply amazing!!! I did it for my furst time this weekend with my friends. After about 20 min the world felt like it was spinning. Me and my friend suddenly started laughing in the middle if no where. But then the weirdest thing started happening. No matter what I did I couldnt stop laughing for like four minutes strait!! Then I fell off the couch! I have mo clue why though!? After that I stared at my friend for 10 minutes while picturing the floor moving! Then the floor really started to move! I looked at my friend and she was gone! I started crying. After that my friend snapped me back into it! The night just got weirder and weirder!! Trust me its worthva shot!!
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Welll lets seeeee!!
I'm 14 and I've smoked a lot

My first time high I felt as if wow man everything is so awesome. Like you feel like nothing could go wrong and your happy and you almost laugh and normal stuff you wouldnt.

But If you smoke ALOOTT You have the above effects but you will also feel very unbalanced almost drunk but not that unbalanced. But almost everyone I know gets a different high. Some people just sit there and laugh. I on the other hand feel like a flag on a windy day. As if the wind were blowing on me and I was moving like a flag. Haha really messed up isn't it? But remember Always smoke bud!!
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I feel like I'm not really there... I feel like somthing else is controlling me and I'm just watching, altho I controll complete physical control over myself. Everything is fuzzy as if ever single partical is jumping and moving around, also every partical is a different colour but yet all people have a slight green tint.... Theres so much more that happens I can't even explain
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Well I'm only 14 . But I do it every single day after school and I feel totally awsome.
You fell relax, hungry, tierd, and a tad horny. It makes put up with stuff I usually wouldn't, like a naging mom lol. But I recomend you ty it (at your own risk) it's like a get away with out leaving :).
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Well I've only smoked it 2 times so far. And I've loved it both times, however this neext time it was like I was on a bed and I was twitching kinda like a seizure for a hour while laughing I cudnt control it so I'm not sure what that was and then the rest I kept feel like I was just having a dream which was swweet but I kept asking if this reallyh happened I was just a big idiot I think and now I've been coughing up flemmy bllood so I'm not so sure how common this is
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Normal, takes away my anxiety and stress, and it doesnt effect my liver such as pills and alcohol, it doesnt give me lung cancer such as ciggs, you can't over dose, and theirs not one recorded death. Man created laws and god created marijuana who do you trust.
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It's different for all but I feel very paranoid, I am often afraid of sudden movements and sounds. I laugh a lot after being frightened and I often laugh at nothing, motor skills are debilitated and it can be hard to move with precision. But I always feel great.
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I've always gotten a different buzz each time I smoked. It all just depends on: The quality, how much you smoke, an how many people you smoke with.
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The word weed is slang for the word marijuana or cannabis, which is also called pot. The short-term effects of using marijuana or weed are that they may suffer from problems with their memory and they may have learning disabilities, their five senses of perception, namely sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste, etc. and their sense of time may get distorted, they may have trouble with their ability to think and they may also be unable to solve problems, they may experience a loss of motor co-ordination and their heart rate may get increased.

In the long-term, the smokers of weed may suffer from cancer, their lungs and airways may get affected and the cells and tissues in their bodies may get affected, which in turn affects their immune systems. People who smoke weed appear to be dizzy, have trouble walking, feel silly and giggle incessantly for no reason, have bloodshot eyes which appear to be very bright red in colour and also have a hard time remembering even things that have just occurred.
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Your crazy there is not one case of someone getting cancer from smoking weed and you dont appear to be dizzy you should smoke it and then read what you wrote
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AHAHAHHAHAAha. I am so stoned right now and i know that by using the word "suffers" you are portraying these things as negative. But yes i am feeling dizzy and giggling and it's great.
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The only time you have problems in your short term memory is when youre ON IT, youre perfectly fine after two days of smoking weed.

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