How do I make my penis bigger?

In reality, the only true way to make your penis bigger is to have surgery.  Personally, I'm not sure why anyone would want to go to those lengths (pun intended) to gain a few inches down below. 

As a matter of fact, most men that are worried about the size of their penis actually meet or exceed the national averages.  It's simply a case of low self esteem built on the fact that many men believe they need a superhuman sized penis to please a woman. 

Here are two common techniques that people implement in an attempt to increase their penis size:

• Pills - We've all seen the junk emails with titles like "Increase Your Penis Length By 700000% In One Day!".  Ultimately, most is not all of these pills are absolute garbage, not to mention that they may have long term side effects.
• Jelqing/Pumps - In desperation, many men have been known to use a method known as jelqing to extend the length of their penis.  This technique involves stretching and damaging the tissue fibres so they repair at a greater length.  This method is unlikely to work.  Likewise, penis pumps are pretty useless for long term growth.

Ultimately, surgery is the only viable option for a guaranteed increase in penis size, but I certainly wouldn't recommend this option.  You'd be surprised at how many men consider themselves inadequate downstairs, yet their partners will tell you that they're more than big enough.